What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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