I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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