I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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