She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
This is my gift to your gina
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably