She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.