No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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