It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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