You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
