**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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