I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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