Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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