And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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