So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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