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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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