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I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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