it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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