Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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