David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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