My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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