im having a threesome with these popsicles
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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