Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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