I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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