Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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