I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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