You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
soo... how was my night?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
