i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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