1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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