1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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