The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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