Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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