Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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