There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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