My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
did you just send me my own nude
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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