Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize