I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF