I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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