So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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