I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i came on her dog
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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