his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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