look no pants
im drinking this country out of the recession.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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