i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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