I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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