Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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