Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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