Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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