have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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