You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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