I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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