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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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