You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
MIDGETS
????
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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