dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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