I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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